Good old one.. Good nevertheless.
Mallu's are known to be everywhere and are known to know everything and everyone (to survive).....
Kuttappan is a mallu...!
Kuttappan was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, " OK, Kuttappan how about Tom Cruise ?" " Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Kuttappan and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, " Kuttappan! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch! ".
Although impressed, Kuttappan's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Tom Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that he thinks Kuttappan's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else ", Kuttappan says. " President Clinton ," his bo