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Hum & Tum walking together....

Hum sees a petite gal and starts ogling at her...

Tum: (hits Hum in his head) WHAT ARE YOU DOING??
Hum: Ouch, that hurts. What did I do? I ain't did anything.
Tum: Don't lie to me. I know you were ogling at that gal.
Hum: Oh, come on. You expect me to blind-fold myself and walk?
Tum: Don't talk to me. How dare you look at her!
Hum: (curses himself for oggling)
Tum: You don't love me at all...
Hum: Now, come on. What has love got to do with this.
Tum: (acts as if she is crying) I know, I know. You guys are always like this...
Hum: (here she starts again, crocodile tears)!!
Tum: What are you thinking?
Hum: Ahem...Ahem... nothing... nothing.
Tum: Dishum Dishum... Dishum Dishum... Dishum Dishum...
Hum: (tired of hearing....wishes he had ear buds)

Suddenly, an idea sparks in Hum's head...

Hum: So, you want to know the truth?
Tum: YES!
Hum: Well, she reminded me of my sister! (master-stroke)
Tum: But you don't have any sisters.
Hum: Yeah, true. But looking at her, I suddenly felt that I don't have a sister. You know how hard it is to grow up as a child withour siblings. How will you know. All my childhood I was all alone, yearning for a sister who will take good care of me. Seeing her I felt I got a sister!!
Tum: Achoda... sorry, sorry...I thought you were ogling at her.
Hum: What you mean!! How mean of you. Do you know how much I love you. I am hurt!
Tum: Sorrrrrry... me and my stupid braind. I am so sorry.
Hum: Hmmm... okay! (grins)

And the story continues....

Comments

  1. Anonymous09 December, 2005 18:28

    Ha ha ha!! This was what happened to RC last week!! Lucky u escaped man..

    ReplyDelete

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