Q&A!!

Question:
An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the
she- elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up.
In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai." :-)

Question:
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and
want to get married, but cannot. Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. :-)

Question:
One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. He
felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had
caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.Ram
opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there.
Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. What
was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?" :-)

Question:
How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste". :-)

Question:
Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls
into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind. :-)

Question:
Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega! :-)

Question:
A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer
meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?
Ans: "So, which platform are you working on?" :-)

Question:
What do you call a person who is leaving India?
Ans: Hindustan Lever. :-)

Question:
What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much Only upto Dubai)?
Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited. :-)

Question:
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?
Ans: Adidas.

Via: Margaret