A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
Crow: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow & rested....
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
CORPORATE LESSON 1
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung.
He found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
After eating more dung, he reached the 2nd branch.
After a fortnight, he was at the top of the tree
Then a farmer spotted the turkey and shot it down
CORPORATE LESSON 2
Bullshit might get you to the top
but it won't keep you there.
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze & fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by & dropped dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
MORALS OF THE STORY
Not everyone who drops s### on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of s### is your friend.
And lastly, when you're in deep s###, keep your mouth shut.
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A small rabbit asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
Crow: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow & rested....
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
CORPORATE LESSON 1
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung.
He found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
After eating more dung, he reached the 2nd branch.
After a fortnight, he was at the top of the tree
Then a farmer spotted the turkey and shot it down
CORPORATE LESSON 2
Bullshit might get you to the top
but it won't keep you there.
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze & fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by & dropped dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
MORALS OF THE STORY
Not everyone who drops s### on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of s### is your friend.
And lastly, when you're in deep s###, keep your mouth shut.
This S### provided by: Praveen
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