Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,'God, are you still in there?'
Via: Hari V
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,'God, are you still in there?'
Via: Hari V
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