99.99% of these pathetic laws come from different parts of America and about 95% of these still exist today. Only some of the states have these stupid laws...
You cannot drive while asleep.
Blind men are forbidden to drive automobiles.
It is forbidden to run out of gas.
You cannot drive without a steering gear.
A woman cannot drive a car unless a man is running or walking in front of the car waving a red flag to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.
Jumping from a plane or dropping an object from a plane is illegal.
All people on city streets must walk or ride. They cannot crawl, sleep or stand.
It's illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi.
All taxis must carry brooms and shovels.
You cannot walk down the street with your shoelaces untied.
It’s illegal to board a plane while in flight.
It is illegal to cross the street on Sunday unless it is an emergency.
Planes are forbidden to fly over town on Sundays between 11 am and 1 pm.
A law in Kansas states: "When 2 trains approach each other at a crossing, both shall come to a full stop and neither shall start up again until the other has gone."
You risk gong to jail if you are found standing in front of a moving train.
No railroad train may roll through Gainesville, Florida, faster than a man can walk.
Youngsters aren't allowed to have unusual haircuts.
It is illegal in Washington to pretend your parents are rich.
Kids cannot sell their parents.
You can grow as tall as you want.
You can be fined up to $200 if you denied the existence of God.
You must remove the top before setting your house on fire.
You can go to jail if you slap an old pal on the back.
In LA it is illegal to poke turkeys to see if they are tender.
You cannot offer anyone a glass or water unless you have been issued a permit.
One cannot attend the theatre within four hours of eating garlic.
It's against the law to do anything that's against the law in NY.
You can't peel an orange in your hotel room.
You cannot kiss your wife on Sunday.
It's illegal for a girl to telephone a guy asking for a date.
You may be fined if you propose marriage in Delaware.
You cannot tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
Kissing on the lips in Riverside, California, is in violation of a local health ordinance unless both parties first wipe both their lips with carbonized rose water.
A kiss cannot last longer than a second.
Kissing a stranger is illegal.
Any man who constantly kisses "human beings" is forbidden to have a moustache.
A woman cannot take three steps backwards while dancing.
Infants cannot dance in public halls.
It's illegal to marry the same man four times.
A man legally owns his wife's clothes. i.e. you can rip her clothes off in the street!
First cousins may marry unless the female is 55 yrs old.
A housewife cannot break more than three dishes a day.
It's illegal to drink coffee after 6:00 pm if you are a woman.
In Kentucky: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless she is escorted by at least two officers of is armed with a club." [The amendment reads] :"The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."
If you are over 21 you are not required to reveal your age. Instead, you can use this code. A=20's B=30's C=40's D=none of the above.
Pigeons cannot fly overhead without a license.
It's illegal to give fish liquor.
All dogs in Massachusetts must have their hind legs tied during April.
Your dog cannot get an education in Connecticut.
Cats cannot chase dogs up telephone poles.
Courtesy: JVK
You cannot drive while asleep.
Blind men are forbidden to drive automobiles.
It is forbidden to run out of gas.
You cannot drive without a steering gear.
A woman cannot drive a car unless a man is running or walking in front of the car waving a red flag to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.
Jumping from a plane or dropping an object from a plane is illegal.
All people on city streets must walk or ride. They cannot crawl, sleep or stand.
It's illegal to ride on the roof of a taxi.
All taxis must carry brooms and shovels.
You cannot walk down the street with your shoelaces untied.
It’s illegal to board a plane while in flight.
It is illegal to cross the street on Sunday unless it is an emergency.
Planes are forbidden to fly over town on Sundays between 11 am and 1 pm.
A law in Kansas states: "When 2 trains approach each other at a crossing, both shall come to a full stop and neither shall start up again until the other has gone."
You risk gong to jail if you are found standing in front of a moving train.
No railroad train may roll through Gainesville, Florida, faster than a man can walk.
Youngsters aren't allowed to have unusual haircuts.
It is illegal in Washington to pretend your parents are rich.
Kids cannot sell their parents.
You can grow as tall as you want.
You can be fined up to $200 if you denied the existence of God.
You must remove the top before setting your house on fire.
You can go to jail if you slap an old pal on the back.
In LA it is illegal to poke turkeys to see if they are tender.
You cannot offer anyone a glass or water unless you have been issued a permit.
One cannot attend the theatre within four hours of eating garlic.
It's against the law to do anything that's against the law in NY.
You can't peel an orange in your hotel room.
You cannot kiss your wife on Sunday.
It's illegal for a girl to telephone a guy asking for a date.
You may be fined if you propose marriage in Delaware.
You cannot tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
Kissing on the lips in Riverside, California, is in violation of a local health ordinance unless both parties first wipe both their lips with carbonized rose water.
A kiss cannot last longer than a second.
Kissing a stranger is illegal.
Any man who constantly kisses "human beings" is forbidden to have a moustache.
A woman cannot take three steps backwards while dancing.
Infants cannot dance in public halls.
It's illegal to marry the same man four times.
A man legally owns his wife's clothes. i.e. you can rip her clothes off in the street!
First cousins may marry unless the female is 55 yrs old.
A housewife cannot break more than three dishes a day.
It's illegal to drink coffee after 6:00 pm if you are a woman.
In Kentucky: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway unless she is escorted by at least two officers of is armed with a club." [The amendment reads] :"The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."
If you are over 21 you are not required to reveal your age. Instead, you can use this code. A=20's B=30's C=40's D=none of the above.
Pigeons cannot fly overhead without a license.
It's illegal to give fish liquor.
All dogs in Massachusetts must have their hind legs tied during April.
Your dog cannot get an education in Connecticut.
Cats cannot chase dogs up telephone poles.
Courtesy: JVK
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