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Worlds deadliest PJs!

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple!!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab?

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL!!
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What's the opposite of "Dominos"???

Think
Think

Tired of thinking???
Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"

okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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Ok whats the opp of Venky's...

Venlocks... !

(now, now, don't bang ur head plz...)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.
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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn't Saw Me.
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around... what can he do?

He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration). Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
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One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross connected to some other lady. They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. What MORAL do u get???

An IDEA can change your wife.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. Guess why?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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Ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........

sweets........... nope

salt.............. nope

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander JAAN hei.......
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

think ...........
the answer is ...........

They Both Are Not a Banana !!
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NOW GO BANG YOUR HEAD !!!! Tee Hee Tee Hee..

Via: My sis-in-law!
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