9/11 Innocence

The US can be pretty sure that no Indian was part of the conspiracy behind 09/11 attack. Here's why:

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. AND
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
and last but not least..
10. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken