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An EBM fellow's love letter!!

Dear,

How are u?

I am completely obsessed by u, but i am afraid someone had already given "get job" before me. Don't give "close job" to me before going thru this once.

B'coz of u, i put 'bookmark" to all my current problems and "indiscernible" to all my future problems. But u have altogether put an "inaudible" for me.

Y don't u look @ my "overview" rather than my "financial data". If u have a Q/A Focus on my future prospects y don't u "dial-in".
While I am trying out an 8-K with you, you r going filing a "Chapter 11" on me. While I am opting for an "IPO" with u, u r suggesting a "buy back". While I am opting for a restructuring, you are suggesting a diversification.

My TAT around u has been considerably reduced, but hell, even then it doesn't help for a good Q-score. While I opted for an incentive plan, you are not even considering to give me my monthly pay. I know u are a high priotity call for me, but without an RTT or even a NTT, how am i going to handle u?

If u still need some more time, place me in the queue, but don't ever close the event.

As per Reg FD, I have disclosed all the details, now u r the one who has to decide whether to trade on me or not..

P.S.: Looking ahead for the edited file, pls don't give this file to ur father for super editing, for he will super edit me.
awaiting for ur feedback..

With love,
Anonymous Writer.


Written by: Rajaram!!

Comments

  1. excellent one...keep it up Rajaaram!!!

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  2. Gr88 letter... really excellent..

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  3. Nice Work Keep it UPPPPPPP!!!!

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  4. Nice Work, Keep it UPPPPPP !!!!!!
    - JvK

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  5. Creativity to the core !!!! Rajaram...keep it up.

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  6. More letters Rajaram.....!!!

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  7. Sorry,you missed the TAT.How was the super editing?

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