Here are few ideas/methods on "How to kill a lion"?
1. Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
2. Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... The Lion will die of sorrow !
3 Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
10 Shahrukh Khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA" and make the lion watch the movie.
11 Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
12 Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl to u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
13 Maneka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.
14 George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.
1. Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
2. Kamal Method:
Go near the lion and cry like anything.... The Lion will die of sorrow !
3 Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commisioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !
10 Shahrukh Khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA" and make the lion watch the movie.
11 Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
12 Rahul Dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl to u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.
13 Maneka Gandhi method:
Save the lion from danger and feed him with some vegetables continously.
14 George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama Bin Laden and shoot him.
WHAT A JOKE....!!!!!!!!!
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