Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP WEBSTER BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make Webster laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Another way to keep Webster busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't Webster make ice cubes?
A: He always forget the recipe.
Q: What do you call Webster when he is in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: When Webster ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
James Bond: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Webster: "No, who wrote it?"
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make Webster laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Another way to keep Webster busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't Webster make ice cubes?
A: He always forget the recipe.
Q: What do you call Webster when he is in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: When Webster ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
James Bond: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Webster: "No, who wrote it?"
Hilarious!!
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