Jeppiar, the chairman of Satyabama Engineering College and some othercolleges (in Chennai) was a police constable. He was the right hand ofour MGR and due to hi political power he started that engineeringcollege. He named it after MGR's mother Satyabama. Now, enjoy theseEnglish sentences from Jeppiar . Friends they are extemely funny and umight burst into laughter.
These r a few comedies about Jeppiar The Great.... (Mind u. These rfacts!!!!!)
Nice to read...read it fully..u will really enjoy it..
The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of engineering colleges talksto his students. Jeppiar?....satyabama engg college,St.Joseph's enggcollege CEO!
About his family :
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).
To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
Sir at his best :
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to seeone of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the
next day at s chool... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MYWIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into tw o halves - ta ke the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Once jeppiar had co me late to a college function, by the time thefunction had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late,because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). this is the way his english will bebut let me tell u some of the dialogues heard during sathyabama collegeday 2001 - this college strict u the worry no ... u get good marks, i thehappy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry i enjoy.st joseph freshyears day 2003 - no ragging this college. anyybody ra gwe arrest the police.
Courtesy: Lawrence - CRM
These r a few comedies about Jeppiar The Great.... (Mind u. These rfacts!!!!!)
Nice to read...read it fully..u will really enjoy it..
The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of engineering colleges talksto his students. Jeppiar?....satyabama engg college,St.Joseph's enggcollege CEO!
About his family :
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).
To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
Sir at his best :
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to seeone of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them. So the
next day at s chool... ( to that boy ) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MYWIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into tw o halves - ta ke the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Once jeppiar had co me late to a college function, by the time thefunction had started, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late,because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats). this is the way his english will bebut let me tell u some of the dialogues heard during sathyabama collegeday 2001 - this college strict u the worry no ... u get good marks, i thehappy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry i enjoy.st joseph freshyears day 2003 - no ragging this college. anyybody ra gwe arrest the police.
Courtesy: Lawrence - CRM
Unbelievable, but nice. Post some more like these.
ReplyDeleteThere is 1 more example for his great English.
ReplyDeleteonce he visited his friend's house. Friend was out of station so he met his wife, in return she conveyed her warm wishes. He narrated this to the students once like this,
"I went to my Friend's Home. He was not there. His Wife enjoyed me........"
one more is der
ReplyDeletetake an iron rod of any metal and put it in an empty beaker full of water..