Here's a few more one-liner Sardarji jokes to laugh upon...
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Interviewer: Just imagine your in 3rd floor, and it caught fire. How will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: 'Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?"
One tourist from USA asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi."
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it! If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!"
Sardar went to a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
Via: Zubin
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Interviewer: Just imagine your in 3rd floor, and it caught fire. How will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: 'Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?"
One tourist from USA asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi."
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it! If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf!"
Sardar went to a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"
Via: Zubin
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