The professor was not great in English. There was a mischevious student in the class whom he had to say GET OUT... Instead he said "Follow me" and walked out of the class and then said "Now Dont Follow me" and came back in to the class...
Lecturer: Hello u there stand up....
Myself: Me madam???
Lecturer: "Not me Next to me."
"Open the doors of the window and let the atmosphere come in"
"Open the doors of the window and let the air force come in"
After seeing the principal crossing his class room, the Lecturer said to the noisy class, "Don't make noise... Principal just passed away"
On a similar vein, "Don't make noise, the Principal is revolving around the school".
What a smart-alec in my class said when this professor asked him, "Why the late??" "Sir, Bus the late"
Somebody asked for some additional internal marks and he said "Once I have put, it is put. No more extra put"
A lecturer once said "Boy-boy talk, no problem. Girl-girl talk, no problem. Boy-girl talk, problem problem"
Via: Subodh, not subdoh
Lecturer: Hello u there stand up....
Myself: Me madam???
Lecturer: "Not me Next to me."
"Open the doors of the window and let the atmosphere come in"
"Open the doors of the window and let the air force come in"
After seeing the principal crossing his class room, the Lecturer said to the noisy class, "Don't make noise... Principal just passed away"
On a similar vein, "Don't make noise, the Principal is revolving around the school".
What a smart-alec in my class said when this professor asked him, "Why the late??" "Sir, Bus the late"
Somebody asked for some additional internal marks and he said "Once I have put, it is put. No more extra put"
A lecturer once said "Boy-boy talk, no problem. Girl-girl talk, no problem. Boy-girl talk, problem problem"
Via: Subodh, not subdoh
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