Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh).
As she stood in front of Yamaraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamaraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri,
"Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he Never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his Entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan".
Via: Srijith
As she stood in front of Yamaraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamaraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri,
"Who's clock is that?"
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he Never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his Entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan".
Via: Srijith
Hi, how are you guyz doing? I am definitely missing those FRM peak seasons and JLTs. Thanks for RC's peakday.blogspot which keeps me posted on what's happening over there. Enjoy your work guyz!!! Keep in touch...
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Hi Srijith,
ReplyDeleteIf u r so desperately missing the peak days...y don't u come and join us in the April peak...it will b a great help for us...and one more thing, we will somehow manage the JLT..don't worry...tnx!!!