Wife: How much do you like me?
Hubby: Like Shah Jahan.
Wife: Wow! You mean you would build a Taj Mahal for me after my death.
Hubby: I've already bought a plot for you. The delay is from your side.
Sardar's son praying to God: Oh God, somehow make Punjab the capital of India.
His mother: Why did you pray so, son?
Sardar's son: That's what I wrote in my exam.
Life is difficult, full of trials, pain and sorrow,
and if you fall down,
just stand up straight, be confident and ask, "Evanda Thallivittadhu?"
Sardar asked to a lady: What's your car's name?
Lady: I don't know but it starts with "T".
Sardar: You are very lucky. My car starts only with petrol.
Once someone sent an SMS to Sardar: Sender is cool, reader is fool..
Sardar replied angrily: Sender is fool, reader is cool..
Via: Gopu
Hubby: Like Shah Jahan.
Wife: Wow! You mean you would build a Taj Mahal for me after my death.
Hubby: I've already bought a plot for you. The delay is from your side.
Sardar's son praying to God: Oh God, somehow make Punjab the capital of India.
His mother: Why did you pray so, son?
Sardar's son: That's what I wrote in my exam.
Life is difficult, full of trials, pain and sorrow,
and if you fall down,
just stand up straight, be confident and ask, "Evanda Thallivittadhu?"
Sardar asked to a lady: What's your car's name?
Lady: I don't know but it starts with "T".
Sardar: You are very lucky. My car starts only with petrol.
Once someone sent an SMS to Sardar: Sender is cool, reader is fool..
Sardar replied angrily: Sender is fool, reader is cool..
Via: Gopu
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