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How 2 kill a lion - Part 3!!

People who are regular readers of this blog will remember that I've featured two (part 1 & part 2) methods of how 2 kill a lion long back...

Here's some more updates to it...

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion

Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Pakistani Police Method:
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a Lion. Now lets kill the lion...

Star Plus Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest,followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !

Yash Chopra (Indian Film Director's) method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

Comments

  1. Anonymous17 February, 2005 21:28

    The Senthil Maruthanayagam method:
    Ask the lion to help team sangeetha.

    The AR Ranjith method:
    Give lion one file and soon afterwards, ask the lion to help team sumi.

    The Sathyanarayanan CN method:
    Ask the lion to take transcript parts for editing, and when lion asks for help, simply tell the lion that he is busy. Also, take the lion's food and eat it.

    The Gautam Kandarajan method:
    Ask the lion a lot of questions so that the lion is confused and he forgets that he is a lion. Take the lion for a Tabani safari.

    The Classic Hariharan Veeraraghavan method:

    Lions never kill Lions.
    They only fuck.

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