A brain tumour patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation.
The surgeon told him, 'You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 or an American's for $25,000 or I can give you 10 gms of a Paki's brain for $100,000.'
The patient asked, "Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?'
"Well,' replied the surgeon, 'we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain.'
The surgeon told him, 'You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 or an American's for $25,000 or I can give you 10 gms of a Paki's brain for $100,000.'
The patient asked, "Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?'
"Well,' replied the surgeon, 'we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain.'
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