What is a holiday?
A holiday is a day a man stops doing what his boss wants and starts doing what his wife wants.
True value?
Son: Dad, rush out of the house at once.
Father: Why son ?
Son: I heard mom saying that she is going to throw out all useless things from the house now !
Universal truth ...
Son: Dad, I heard that in China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere son, everywhere!
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking. The husband gives and the wife takes.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship ?
We cook, they eat.
We clean, they dirty.
We iron, they wrinkle.
A holiday is a day a man stops doing what his boss wants and starts doing what his wife wants.
True value?
Son: Dad, rush out of the house at once.
Father: Why son ?
Son: I heard mom saying that she is going to throw out all useless things from the house now !
Universal truth ...
Son: Dad, I heard that in China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere son, everywhere!
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking. The husband gives and the wife takes.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship ?
We cook, they eat.
We clean, they dirty.
We iron, they wrinkle.
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